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SQUIRRELJUGEND 10 KÄSKU

By Mario Maripuu
1. Orav saab olla sinu ainukene käskija!
2. Kiida Kajat igal pool, siis võid saada väikese vimpli ja sooja koha riigitöölisena!
3. Ükski päev pole püha!
Rohepööre on püha!
4. Ära austa ei enda, ega kellegi teise isa ega ema!
5. Vaktsineeri!
6. Abielu on igand ja sa võid seda rikkuda!
7. Õige sildi all võid sina varastada, palju tahad!
8. Sõima oma ligimest (kui ta on sinu poliitiline vastane) palju jaksad ja ükski vale pole liiast!
9. Võta kõigilt nende vara!
10. Himusta oma ligimest, tema naist, -last (tee temast pilte), -kodulooma, -lindu,- külmkappi jne!
See on vähim millega saab iga meist kaasa aidata praeguse valitsuse võidukäigule!
Esimest korda ajaloos on meil “Euroopa Inimene” peaministriks ja pole mingit kahtlust, et tema kõhutuules sööstavad kosmilistesse kõrgustesse Ossinovskid, Tšahknad ja ka kõik teised sodomiidid.
Kindlates kätes Eestil on praegu pikk plaan ja igaüks loeb!
Aga…muus mõttes on kõik hästi!
/Lauri Jürgenson/

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