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By Mario Maripuu
Inkassofirma Valjujev & Son (son: vene keeles uni) pakub võlglastele uut tõhusat menetluspaketti.
Esimene kohtumine toimub asjalikus õhkkonnas võlglase kontoriruumides. Kohtumine sisaldab viisakusavaldusi, tutvumist. Ühtlasi tutvustab nõudekäsitleja ka järgmise kohtumise iseloomu ja palub võlglasel selleks teatud ettevalmistused teha. Esimene kohtumine kestab maksimaalselt 5 minutit, et säästa võlglase aega ja närve.
Esmakohtumise dresscode on alates business casual kuni black tie
Teine kohtumine toimub juba tunduvalt vabamas õhkkonnas. Kuna ollakse juba tuttavad, jäävad ära esimese kohtumise viisakusavaldused ja tarbetu tutvumine. Inkassofirma Valjujev & Son on koostöös loodusturismiettevõttega PTV (Priroda Terpit Vsevo) välja töötanud programmi “Päev vabas looduses”
“Päev vabas looduses” sisaldab:
* ülikiire sõit auto tagaistmel vingusest linnast puhta õhuga paksu metsa
* autost väljudes (hoo pealt) metsajooks kinniseotud käte ja silmadega
* sõjalis-sportlik tagaajamismäng (relvad Valjujev & Son poolt)
* ujumine ja sukeldumine kohalikus metsajärves (lisaks kätele ka jalad seotud)
* päeva lõpetamine, kokkuvõtete tegemine, tulemuste hindamine
Olles rohelise mõtteviisi tuline pooldaja, tehakse tihedat koostööd jäätmekäitlusfirmaga, kes likvideerib kõik jäljed:
Lugupidamisega,
Valjujev & Son

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